The king is back in town!

So today Julius Caesar came back into Rome today. The only think he wanted to do is talk to his wife Calphurnia about getting hit by Antony. Kind of  different for him. Usually hes all like "I'm Caesar and y'all shall praise me." and why would he want Antony to hit his wife in that race? I know that the elders say that "if  touched in this holy chase sake off their sterile curse." So Calphurnia is sterile? that might be why they don't have any kids hmmm so much to think about so little time and space. do I even have a limit that I can write in this blog? I don't think so. Anyways  I tried to help the soothsayer warn Caesar of the ides of march whatever that means. But it did not he just called him a dreamer and walked on his way. That really disrespectful maybe even a little ambitious of him. But that's Cesar for you! Then him and his crew left for the race.  But I did not go I don't really like sports that much I have too much on my mind these days.

Then out of no where Cassius starts talkin about all this stuff about how good I am and this time when Caesar almost drowned! that's strange for a man like Caesar. But I guess we all have our weakness. They also offered him a kingly crown to him 3 times! WOW they must really like him.